Unix (messages d'erreur)

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[Unix][wouarf] Parfois, votre shell ne comprend pas tout à fait ce que vous voulez qu'il fasse... (Extrait de © Phrack).

* $ rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent.

* $ ar m God
ar: God does not exist.

* $ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

* $ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

* $ If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

* $ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

* $ sleep with me
bad character.

* $ got a light?
No match.

* $ man: why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments.

* $ ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

* $ $blow
$blow: No such job.

* $ \(-
(-: Command not found.

* $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

* $ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found.

* $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create.